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Why The Drunken Sportsmen?

To get laid.

Ok, to feel like you’re going to get laid more. In all seriousness, we could get you laid.

The truth is that you’re bored.  You watch ESPN or listen to sports radio and think ‘Why the hell am I listening to this crap?’

Why the hell are you?

Perhaps you’re an idiot and like to listen to idiots? But since you’re here you’re probably a fart smellah…smat fellah. You deserve more.  You have more to give.

You are the single barrel bourbon of sports fans. The rare batch.

Photo by Werner Kunz.