That is Unacceptable
So, I was at work the other day when I get an email from a client in response to my choice of shipping carrier for some bullshit. It went something like this:
“I told you to use UPS. You used FedEx. That is unacceptable.”
End of message. He’s right. Unacceptable. That’s pretty much how I feel about the whole range of 9-5 shit jobs that I’ve had in my life. Unacceptable.
I never responded to the email because it’s unacceptable that I should have to deal with such douchebags. Plus, he didn’t ask for anything. He just wanted to declare that this insignificant error was unacceptable.
Well, I’m inspired by the notion. Tons of shit is unacceptable. Half the time that I post something on this site I am worried that someone important will find something unacceptable. Well fuck it. So, here’s a t-shirt to celebrate all things unacceptable. It’s a little expensive because if I charge less than $25, I lose money.
So, if I sell 100 of these, I’ll drop the price to $20 and refund everyone $5. Plus, you get FREE SHIPPING! Look at it this way, you are supporting small business, the economy, and really America as a whole, if you think about it.
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