Boston LFC Fans: Smells Like Poo (Weekly Email #7)
Do I want to write this email? No.
Do I want to discuss Liverpool the day after a loss? No.
Did I break my recording of pooping more then 3 times before noon because I was so sick from the way we played yesterday? Perhaps. I’m not sure if the third one can be categorized as poop.
I don’t want to get into the details. We essentially lost 1-0, because we hit the post god knows how many times. Oh, and how could I forget – Jay Spearing was sent off in the 72nd minute for a tackle that can only be described as “tackling diarrhea.” Lets not forget Andy Carroll, who continued to dazzle us with his soccer skills and his “I’m just like Stuart Downing” mentality by refusing to score.
To top it off, Suarez (who has now gone 7 Premier League games without a goal) pulls a page out of the Wayne Rooney playbook and gives the Fulham fans the middle finger as he walked off the field – an action that surely will carry a suspension. Its OK Luis, not to worry, we have Andy Carroll.
Who the fuck cares
I have decided that, for the first time ever, I do not want any Christmas presents – from anyone. All I want is love, joy, happiness, and laughter from everyone I care about. Sarcasm? Most definitely.
Liverpool plays this Saturday, December 10th at 10am. I will be arriving at the Phoenix Landing for 9am, so please plan accordingly. ALSO: The LFC Boston Christmas Party is this Saturday as well! Yes, two Liverpool events in one day! It will be held from 5-10pm, and I look forward to seeing you all there.
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Photo by Jim Kostecki