Boston LFC Fans: Smells Like Poo (Weekly Email #7) Dec06

Boston LFC Fans: Smells Like Poo (Weekly Email #7)

Well, we lost yesterday. Do I want to write this email? No. Do I want to discuss Liverpool the day after a loss? No. Did I break my recording of pooping more then 3 times before noon because I was so sick from the way we played yesterday? Perhaps. I’m not sure if the third one can be categorized as poop. I don’t want to get into the details. We essentially lost 1-0, because we hit the post god knows how many times. Oh, and how could I forget – Jay Spearing was sent off in the 72nd minute for a tackle that can only be described as “tackling diarrhea.” Lets not forget Andy Carroll, who continued to dazzle us with...

Boston Liverpool Fans: Twice as Nice Dec01

Boston Liverpool Fans: Twice as Nice

Hey Everyone… I would like to take a moment and share a brief story with you. It is a story we can all learn from. Over the weekend, Gary Speed, the Wales national team manager took his own life. For those of you that don’t know, Gary Speed is a legend in football – loved by absolutely everyone that met him. He had 535 appearances in the Premier League, winning the title with Leeds United in 1992. He enjoyed successful spells with Newcastle, Sheffield United, and Bolton before retiring in 2008. Last year, Wales appointed him national team coach. On Sunday morning, his wife walked into his room at 7 AM to discover that he hanged...

Liverpool: 60% of the Time They Win All the Time Nov04

Liverpool: 60% of the Time They Win All the Time

Hey Clowns, So it’s been a great week for Liverpool….sort of. Last Wednesday, the Reds actually CAME FROM BEHIND…wait for it….AWAY FROM HOME to beat Stoke City in the Carling Cup. Think about those two things…come from behind….away from home. I don’t think we’ve done that in years. *note: if any of you read that as “cum from behind” and chuckled a little bit, nice. However, Liverpool fans can never have just a pure, straight-up “fantastic” week. If the Gods see us enjoying our football and savoring success, they immediately shit all over us. Just for kicks. So sure enough, following two fantastic wins, Steven...

Boston Liverpool Fans: LFC Update – The Scare Halloween Edition Oct28

Boston Liverpool Fans: LFC Update – The Scar...

Hi, For Halloween this year, I’m going to be Jordan Henderson and have sex with my girlfriend since the lad can’t seem to score in real life. Heyoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! We are four days away from Halloween weekend, but I am already scared out of my pants. I’m scared we will keep dropping points, when a victory is so close. SO CLOSE. My god, are we serious? Do you know how many opportunities we had to score a goal? 29!! And if you’re a highly esteemed Business Analyst like myself, you’d figure out that if all our goal scoring opportunities went in, we would have won 29-0 (did I do that math right?). I hate writing these emails...

Boston Liverpool Fans: Manchester United Recap & Norwich Preview Oct20

Boston Liverpool Fans: Manchester United Recap �...

Hey everyone – Holy shit, really? HOLY SHIT REALLY? Steven Gerrard, his first start in 6 months, scores a goal (from a free kick no doubt) in the second half, right in front of The Kop….to give us the lead!?!?!! AGAINST MANCHESTER UNITED!! Is it too good to be true? Is this some sort of sick joke the Gods are playing on us because we got to a bar at 7am, fresh off a night of partying??? YES. YES, IT IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. Those wankers had to let in a goal. FROM A CORNER KICK. If you asked me before the game: “Jim,Liverpool is going to blow a lead today, how will it happen?” – History shows that it will...

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